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Internet Dating in General
Yes, it sucks. Yes it sucks. It sucks if you’re a guy– you are gonna send out tons of messages and get nothing back; no one ever looks at you; you are gonna be sending messages to the same three cute...
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OKCupid: Hey Fuckstick, How About YOU Make ME Laugh
Because we all know you like to be made to laugh; you’ve told us, over and over and over again. Collectively you have said “live laugh love” or “make me laugh” a thousand million billion times. Or...
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Women of OKCupid:
Why are you all so god damn fucking boring? There are about 3 profiles of single women in the greater Los Angeles area that reveal ANYTHING about the person whatsoever. The rest, you are browsing...
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Reader Mailbag: How to Make a Good OKCupid Profile
REDACTED asks: I gotta be honest man. You have the best profile I’ve ever read. Both in terms of being well-written, paced and humorous, and also as probably able to wrangle in more women than any...
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Internet Pussy: The Cave of Forgotten Dreams
I’m good at internet dating. This means I’m good at taking a girl out, getting her a little drunk, and then fucking her. I’m good at steering the second date to dinner at my house so I don’t have to...
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Throwing in the Jizz Towel
So– I no longer give a shit about getting laid. Or I do, on a visceral level, like if I see a hot young chick with big tits jogging down the street I get horny. Whenever the nineteen year old...
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Old News: Match.com Screening Sex Offenders
Originally Posted September 1, 2011: So a woman went on a date off match.com; the guy was a convicted sexual batterer, and he went ahead and sexually battered her, too. So she sued them and now...
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Diary: Angry at OkCupid Profiles
God dammit— why are all you girls so fucking boring. This is how old I am, this is where I’m from, this is what I do– I love my job! I love my family and friends! Go fuck your family and friends. I...
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OKCupid: No Men No Men No Men
I keep looking at this one polyamorous chick’s profile. There are a lot of them on here. Most of them are noise, as far as a guy is concerned, because most of them are “F/bi/available” but have the...
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They’re Gonna Hang My Cock from the Rafters
I can’t be bothered to go on a fucking date anymore. The whole thing has just become so joyless. And it’s not them; it’s me. There are plenty of nice attractive girls. I get unsolicited OKCupid...
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